Manual Labor
October 14, 2011
I got nothin’. Really. Nothin’. No Season Seven. So instead… the best gchat I’ve had all year.
I got nothin’. Really. Nothin’. No Season Seven. So instead… the best gchat I’ve had all year.
Fact One: I currently weigh more than I ever have in my life. Fact Two: I’m by far the healthiest and fittest I’ve been in about 15 years. Despite logic, I still sometimes focus on the former fact. Why? Because I’m no longer a size zero. Or a size two even. And barely squeeze myself […]
Onset like a tidal wave rushing toward the shore yet. Resisting the crash while. Gasping for air between unchoreographed mouths and. Arms around, through, around reaching again to. Sway toward each other together one final time and collapse with our weights balanced equally until. Mindfully disengaging in silence for respect of the shared moment. I […]
Onset like a tidal wave rushing toward the shore yet. Resisting the crash while. Gasping for air between unchoreographed mouths and. Arms around, through, around reaching again to. Sway toward each other together one final time and collapse with our weights balanced equally until. Mindfully disengaging in silence for respect of the shared moment. I […]
It’s summertime! And that means it’s time for scary campfire stories. Here’s my favorite.
Once upon a time a beautiful Princess who loves prime numbers and ice cream cake went on a vacation with an awful little Troll.
The end. Wasn’t that scary? Ha ha. Well, it is, but that’s not the story.
People are going to be talking about how awesome the summer home they got with their partner is. And how they’re going to bang like 4 times a day. Love love love.
“Best Personal Explanation of an all-too Universal Feeling” Since the beginning of Thirty Points of View, EmmyEm has been keeping us entertained with her singleton stories, and Bestie #7 is no exception (in fact, it’s the best–duh!!!). For some reason, I feel like Season Seven may have taken a “the audience wants romance” turn, so enjoy […]
I’m a walking cliche. Deal with it.
The title of this post comes from a track mixed in on The Can Can Sessions, a house mix spun over a decade ago in Chicago. The original song is a gospel song by Donnie McClurkin. I’d first hear this song back when I ate drugs and drank as much as possible under the pretense […]
Females share the common trait of comforting humans in a way nothing else on earth can. However, we each possess certain characteristics that make us preferable some and at certain times.