« »

Ms. Chief trashes Addiction.

Ms. Chief &  Addiction.  Like an olive and vodka, the two were made for one another.

I’m having an intervention and you’re all invited!
Hi, my name is Rosie and I am addicted to mischief. (Hiiiiiiiiiiiii, Rosie…)
That’s right: an INTERVENTION! It does not have to be a big scary, serious event! What better place to create mischief than at my intervention?
We’ll need lots of refreshments.
The “interveners” will need something to eat. Nothing is worse than a bunch of cranky, overly emotional family members, with low blood sugar trying to tell you how to live your life.
Brownies are a naughty girl’s best friend. What better way to say “I’m a fucktard” than a plate full of brownies? And, trust Rosie, even the most diet-savvy will be unable to resist the temptation of a warm platter of these goodies.
Since it’s a well-known fact that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, we’ll make sure to have plenty of Whiskey Sours (hold the sour) on hand for Auntie Peg and “Uncle” Joe, who flew in from the Betty Ford clinic especially to be with you on this important day. That should help wash those brownies down.
Of course, we’ll need a non-alcoholic option available for the addicts-in-training and those off the sauce {go sobriety!}. Mike’s Hard Lemonade is always a safe choice, but I’ve also considered ordering some beer from Utah.
We all share the same addictions, I’m just more comfortable with mine.
If you are really good {or really bad–it’s a “half-whiskey-glass empty/full” kinda thing} at some point you, like me, will inevitably face a room full of family, friends, coworkers, angry ex-boyfriends/dope dealers you used to live with, etc for the BIG “I”.
So, usurp any possible control from anyone else in your life and remind them for you, there is no “last call.” Don’t look at me like I’m crazy! It’s your manic behaviors that got you here in the first place!

4 responses to “Ms. Chief trashes Addiction.”

  1. Avatar lee lee says:

    As someone I used to admire said, “The best part of quitting is starting up again!”

  2. kfrayz kfrayz says:

    ya’ man…pour one out for Jamaica! 😉

  3. Avatar omawarisan says:

    I think interventions are just a place to review all the good stories to date.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

« »
RSS | Contact | Contribute | Login


December 2009
Season Finale
November 2009
{Seven Deadly} Sins
October 2009
Mischief Making
September 2009
Green Ethics
August 2009