I was given no points, no stars, no stickers. Nobody knew of my glory and triumph except me, and that was fine. It was an achievement, and I knew it without having to have Sony or Microsoft tell me so.
“Best Combination of Popular Culture with Quantum Nerdiness” Today’s Bestie (#4) demonstrates the power of conjunctive thinking. Not something I’d recommend for the average writer, but Kail always manages to turn the most impossible of posts into panegyrical masterpieces. Quantum Bananas and Cherry Pi.* I’m obsessed with the notion that two things never touch. I […]
Noisy gongs going about demanding their way irritably, recording so-called injustices and wrongs, having already lost hope for the only country that would let them peaceably assemble.
Is it possible that pink really IS for girls, and blue really IS for boys?
While the rights go to the plants, they photosynthesize away from you.
Is it a good idea to keep Playboy out of Pre-School? Is it a good idea to keep Twilight from young girls? Is it a good idea to keep Harry Potter from impressionable young white males who wear glasses?
Moving sucks, especially when you keep every issue of The New Yorker that’s been published since 1997.
Wait a minute. The Wonder Years is not the TV-equivalent of Coors Light; Wonder Years was actually kinda good.