August 9, 2011
I was given no points, no stars, no stickers. Nobody knew of my glory and triumph except me, and that was fine. It was an achievement, and I knew it without having to have Sony or Microsoft tell me so.
Filed under: Instant Gratification, Monthly Featured by Benjamin Kail
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May 4, 2011
“Best Combination of Popular Culture with Quantum Nerdiness” Today’s Bestie (#4) demonstrates the power of conjunctive thinking. Not something I’d recommend for the average writer, but Kail always manages to turn the most impossible of posts into panegyrical masterpieces. Quantum Bananas and Cherry Pi.* I’m obsessed with the notion that two things never touch. I […]
Filed under: 2011 Best Of by Benjamin Kail
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March 4, 2011
Noisy gongs going about demanding their way irritably, recording so-called injustices and wrongs, having already lost hope for the only country that would let them peaceably assemble.
Filed under: Saints & Sinners by Benjamin Kail
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February 4, 2011
Is it possible that pink really IS for girls, and blue really IS for boys?
Filed under: Gender {n} – jen-der by Benjamin Kail
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December 4, 2010
Ask me about an infinite number of monkeys, sometime.
Filed under: Monthly Featured, Paradox by Benjamin Kail
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October 19, 2010
While the rights go to the plants, they photosynthesize away from you.
Filed under: Witch Hunt by Benjamin Kail
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October 4, 2010
Is it a good idea to keep Playboy out of Pre-School? Is it a good idea to keep Twilight from young girls? Is it a good idea to keep Harry Potter from impressionable young white males who wear glasses?
Filed under: Witch Hunt by Benjamin Kail
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August 10, 2010
Moving sucks, especially when you keep every issue of The New Yorker that’s been published since 1997.
Filed under: "Out of the Office" by Benjamin Kail
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July 10, 2010
Wait a minute. The Wonder Years is not the TV-equivalent of Coors Light; Wonder Years was actually kinda good.
Filed under: Selective Hearing by Benjamin Kail
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June 10, 2010
I really want an apple.
Filed under: Pabulum & Poetry by Benjamin Kail
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