Still Kiss

October 2, 2011

My hand fumbles across the ignition Trembling slightly- Inhale as the engine turns over Pistons violently shaking to life my foot wages war with the accelerator and I’m dodging Hondas like raindrops While red lights dare me to fight them White lines of the road blur, and curl around me Wrapping my limbs and pulling […]

Present Tension

September 1, 2011

I WILL CUT SOMEONE’S FUCKING THROAT OUT. AT LEAST I’M TAKING A FUCKING EYE. ANYONE THAT COMES IN MY HOUSE IS GOING TO LEAVE MISSING SOMETHING.

I had this dream of a drive-thru world

August 19, 2011

The ultimate convenience for me is to never have to get out of my car. I feel most at peace behind the wheel, fat ass firmly entrenched in the well worn groove formed by thousands of hours of motionless piloting of a motor vehicle.

I had this dream of a drive-thru world

August 4, 2011

The ultimate convenience for me is to never have to get out of my car. I feel most at peace behind the wheel, fat ass firmly entrenched in the well worn groove formed by thousands of hours of motionless piloting of a motor vehicle.

Shit I did in my 20's that I don't, can't, or won't do now

July 2, 2011

It is easy to hate people in their 20’s. They are young, attractive, probably still thin, and have their whole lives ahead of them with little to no responsibility.

It's all true…

June 1, 2011

A friend once tried to communicate to me just how much having his kids changed his life. “You don’t realize the capacity you have for love, to love something, until you have this little person that you helped make, that is part of you, and you will just love it more than you ever thought […]

Best of 30POV: In the interest of full disclosure…

May 31, 2011

“Most Popular Post” I have to say; when I envisioned a website where 30-somethings shared their deepest feelings, I never imagined a post about collecting toys would be the most popular post.  Whether it’s the power of networking (read: hyperlinking) or simply the fact that Wrecked Um has no shame, something about this post enticed […]

MEAT! MEAT! It's good for your heart!

April 1, 2011

I feel that meal without meat is little more than a retarded salad. I can’t explain that, I just said it because it sounds right to me.

Who has two thumbs and JUST GOT LAID!!?? (…off…)

March 1, 2011

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to be one of those guys that blames everyone but himself over his downfall. The guys who say it’s all bullshit, that the company robbed them, or that everyone was out to get them, or “They just don’t like (insert religion, color, creed, nationality, or non-Philly sports team fan here) people”. They blame the bosses, their coworkers, the economy, or the President, because it is obviously his fault the company threw their fat, lazy ass out on the street.

It's ALWAYS a party (in my pants) 2: The Dickening

February 1, 2011

Even more hilarious than the broken English, though, are the girls in the US. I don’t want to generalize and try to say the women that do this type of work might have some issues, because I have no doubt most sex workers are completely normal, well adjusted individuals with no mental or emotional problems, and perfectly normal childhoods. But I tell you, when they are a little touched in the head, it can be really fucking funny.

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