"What the Fuck Did You Say?"

July 23, 2010

Time separates us like a canyon with no trails across and no bridge. I sit here writing this, you sit there reading it. Do we know each other? Do we know ourselves? Why have we come here? Why do I write this for free? What do either of us hope to get out of this […]

Food for your various brains.

June 23, 2010

Feeling bad about things,/ What would a squirrel do?
Never enter tain,/ Exertion is never toil to a gray squirrel…

How to Destroy History in 3 Easy Steps

March 23, 2010

Destroy history, or be destined to act it out like a shitty reality TV show. People speak about history as though it exists as a consistent whole. People enjoy talking about this or that piece of history as if it really happened. A woman recently told me about a book called “Don’t Sleep, There’s Snakes.” […]

How to complicate and uncomplicate your silly life.

February 23, 2010

In the spirit of removing complication, this article will provide clear and simple ways for you to continue complicating your life……..::::::::::::::))))))) and perhaps a few hints to help you get out of those messes you created to complain about to all your complicated friends…. 11 Ways to Complicate Your Life: 1. Let other people talk […]

A Perpetual Process of Waking Up -or- Piss Yourself In Laughter

January 23, 2010

I used to obsess over the concept of liberation. I read all kinds of books and put myself in all kinds of situations that allowed me to fight for my so-called freedom from all kinds of forces and authorities. I believed that all of these police, governments, and corporations had a hand in helping to […]

Beginnings, Endings, and Transcendings.

December 23, 2009

There’s no such thing as a season finale. A season finale is an attention getter and keeper. If successful, it plants a seed in your mind that bursts a few months later into a fervent desire to find out where the story will go next. Don’t let yourself get fooled into believing that season finales […]

The Greatest Sins: Having Fun and Feeling Powerful

November 23, 2009

The 7 deadly sins find more accurate description as the 7 Holy Compasses. With these compasses, one may track, stalk, and claim as one’s own Gawd’s immense powers. With deliberate and active joy as a shield, laughter as a helmet, and happiness as your suit of armor, Gawd and his minions have no power over thee.

Your Mission: Destroy Yourself While You Still Have Time!

October 23, 2009

Remember not to forget that this process may disturb you and your friends and family. Many people expect and demand consistency. Do you want to keep living the life everyone else has imagined for you?

Beyond the Consumption of Politics: How to Live an Organic Life

September 14, 2009

Let me tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with anything. I’ll write that again so you can let it sink in a little deeper. There is absolutely nothing wrong with anything.

Escape From False Ideas About Yourself (and most of them are….)

August 31, 2009

You are a dynamic fractalization of chaos. You are a living, flowing, evolving, breathing creature (again, bear with me, I know these little ideas don’t encompass it all…). When you convince yourself that ANY idea about you is true, you turn yourself into a virtual gravestone. You become an epitaph of some former tiny slice of description about some experience you went through or something you did.

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