No Mas Pesos

October 5, 2011

I should’ve been afraid, very afraid. I’d just struck a deal to use myself as collateral for a big bill at a Mexico City strip club.

Yukon Bound: Teeny Boppers and The Great North

September 2, 2011

I narrowly avoided a strip search, and my friends were indeed at the airport, with a bottle of Alberta rye whiskey to greet me. We downed it in a quaint little park across the street from the terminal. Alberta makes a mean rye, but I recommend avoiding brands that come in plastic bottles, like this one.

Hipster Survivalists Unite: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming!

August 17, 2011

Many otherwise sane people think it’s not such a bad idea to start learning about how to build a composting toilet or the fine art of raising rabbits.

Hipster Survivalists Unite: Zombie Apocalypse is Coming!

August 2, 2011

Many otherwise sane people think it’s not such a bad idea to start learning about how to build a composting toilet or the fine art of raising rabbits.

Black Friday

July 3, 2011

The scene on the fourth floor would be perfect for the latest Hollywood flick about life in post-Apocalyptic America. Stripped of wares, it’s surprisingly huge. I’d be hard-pressed to fling a football from end to end. The only light comes from bare bulbs hanging from metal rafters, and the silence is complete.

Cheaters Never Prosper

June 4, 2011

My only lingering regret is that I’ll probably never be able to dress like a pirate again without feeling like an ass. And that’s a damn shame.

Best of 30POV: Man on the Mountain

May 15, 2011

“Best Going for the Gold” Thanks to Pual’s typical, refreshingly pragmatic fashion, Bestie #15 avoids the psychoanalysis/self-awareness most of us gravitate towards when a dysfunction-ridden theme such as Gender comes along. Man on the Mountain* Capitulation came a few months before I hit 32. My girlfriend threw in the towel, so I moved into a small studio […]

Back Door Man

April 4, 2011

He thought about John’s 9mm and put on his iPod’s headphones, settling back into his chair.

Blood Money and the Quest for Meaning

March 17, 2011

Idealism is for teenagers, 20somethings and suckers. At this rate, I’ll be 100 percent cynic by the time I hit 40.

Man on the Mountain

February 17, 2011

My coach, an old boxer and former lawyer, said the worst and most dangerous boxers are guys going through divorces. They like getting hit, he said.

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